The nurse turned and said, "oh my!" Dan asked me if his butt was hanging out. And I couldn't stop laughing and said, "Your butt is fine but everyone can see your penis..."
I was a bit suspicious, what did he say to these people?
I have loved you for thirty years- that's nice, we've been together for twenty-two years... and thirty years ago you were loving me at ten...
My doctor said you were smokin hot- really Dan? Your doctor said that... to your face...really?
1. Dan is a lover not a fighter when under the influence.
2. His colon is clear and will not be violated for another five years, according to the doc.
Although he put on a good show for everyone, I think it's safe to say it's a win-win for all involved that we don't have to come back anytime soon.